let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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