"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
a search helicopter?!
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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