? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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