Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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