What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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