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• (330): View more from Ohio

  So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight

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• (530): View more from California

  Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.

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• (530): View more from California

  now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  just found a picture from last night.

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  the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?

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  uhm.... no?...

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  This guy needs to stop asking about my feet

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• (850): View more from Florida

  You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?

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• (315): View more from New York

  He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.

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