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(301): View more from Maryland

Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.

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(734): View more from Michigan

So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.

(810): View more from Michigan

You're 20.

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IT'S BUILD A BEAR!

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(319): View more from Iowa

Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.

(319): View more from Iowa

Thanks bro

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.

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(807): View more from Ontario

You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.

(1-807): View more from Ontario

I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!

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