hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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