Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Randomize
