no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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