it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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