I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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