Dual....:-)
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I have aggressive nipples.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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