Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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