The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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