She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
