marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
God, I missed his penis.
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