i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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