i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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