i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
Randomize
