so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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