are you still at the devil's house?
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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