That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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