Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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