I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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