you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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