This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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