You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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