just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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