Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
Randomize
