Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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