you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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