just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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