I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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