Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
So here I am, sexting at work.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
