Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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