It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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