i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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