drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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