Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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I need you to use more vowels.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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