After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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