let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
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