South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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