just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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