I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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