I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
Yo dont text me then not text me
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
third nipple confirmed
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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