I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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