let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Randomize
