You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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