i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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